Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.
— Kitchen Nightmares [x]
I just started watching this episode
oh my god
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Shiba Inu refused to kiss his owner
so cute
I saw the gif on tumblr and it took me awhile for finding this vid
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Drawn by Kiki [tumblr]
Inspired by Catbug](http://24.media.tumblr.com/81cfab48a4519d11ef9fe891a5cf6dff/tumblr_mmcoopLd3g1spccxro1_500.png)
Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.
Ah yes I can feel the equality.
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Every month, when I get my period
I breathe a sigh of relief and thank God I’m not pregnant
‘cause you never know when Jesus is comin’ back
And you never know who God’s gonna choose to be the next Virgin Mary.
And can you imagine anything more scary
than staring down between your legs
And seein’ the little glowin’ head of baby Jesus?
Holy shit, no, thank you.
I mean, what kinda bumper sticker would you get?
Your son’s an honour student?
Yeah, well my son walks on water and heals lepers, motherfuckers.
Think of the pressure
Personally, I’d prefer to give birth to Lucifer
A fixer-upper.
The kinda kid that’ll sit at the Last Supper
And complain that Judas got more mashed potatoes.
‘Cause God knows
The Holy have done more damage to this world
Than the Devil ever could
Every Month, Andrea Gibson (via tolkienese)
