jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Every month, when I get my period I breathe a sigh of relief and thank God I’m...– Every Month, Andrea Gibson (via tolkienese)
mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” i thought you could combine flowers like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
lady-tyrell: fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
palesexuality: cardinal-signs: palesexuality: pandochiisbox: palesexuality: 99 bottles of self hate on the wall take one down toss it around shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit 98 bottles of self hate on the wall When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself? no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles this is...
parasoul: college; the musical featuring such hits as: the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment final exams more like no how did my gpa get so low this ta really needs to stop i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow how did my gpa get so high (reprise)